Oh no, it is friday again, this means I have to get out of the office, get fresh air and see my family again, I might even see the sun. I can’t wait until monday. Here is a small coffee break distraction for you.
Appreciate every moment of every day because in retrospect they will all have gone by too fast.
Little Johnny and Jesus
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”
Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'”
Policeman: Are you going to a fire?
Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
Something fun from Youtube:
A prank that must have taken some time to arrange..
xerox my…butt? A prank gone wrong
That is all for today, now get back to work!